Life as a baby chef

I’ve come to consider myself as somewhat of an accomplished home cook. I can throw flavours together that taste good and satisfy friends and family without any major stress. However there is a stark contrast between being a competent cook and a competent chef. I would go so far to say that the two are almost mutually exclusive. A good friend of mine sent me this quote that says:

“A chef must think  like a scientist, organise like an accountant, inspire and motivate like a warrior, move like a trackstar, plate like an artist and cook like a grandma.” 

So out of all of that I have the cooking (and napping) like a grandma down, the rest of it eludes me. In other words I am a baby chef with a long way to go!

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Yeah this isn’t true. 

Did you know that the life as a chef doesn’t actually get represented all that truthfully in the media – I know right what a shocker! It’s less pristine white jackets, creating new and interesting food everyday and getting critical acclaim and more tiredness you didn’t know was possible, never-ending cleaning and the daily grind. The same tasks day in and out, pumping out food as fast and well as you possibly can and trying to keep as much composure as is humanly possible.

All of this is true, but the bizarre thing is how much I actually find myself absolutely freaking loving it. I’ve  never identified myself as a masochist but I find myself looking forward to getting absolutely smashed and being so tired I could cry.

What is wrong with me?

It’s kind of liberating being able to do things I never thought I could or would do. For example I can now poach 500 eggs in a day. Yep. 500. And 90% of those are perfectly round, shiny little balls of happiness (the other 10% I cover with hollandaise on an -eggs benedict so no-one sees them). Win win!

With this in mind I thought I might do a quick post on egg poaching – I know I know it’s pretty bland, but I have so many friends and family that feel intimidated by the humble poachie. Here’s a bit of a guide I hope you find useful!

Step one

POACHING LIQUID
You need some good old fashioned white vinegar. This is essential because without it the proteins in the egg white won’t coagulate. The ratio they taught us at chef school was 1/4 cup vinegar to 1 litre water but I actually reckon this is a bit conservative. You want to be able to taste the vinegar in the water, don’t measure just glug. Not only will the egg hold its shape but you can have heaps in the water and they will not stick to each other – ever! You also want a nice deep pot to poach in if you can, it’s going to make them hold their shape much better.

Step two

TEMPERATURE
This one is contentious as I was always taught that you want a moderate heat below a simmer, where the bubbles don’t break the surface of the water. However at work as we poach an average of 15 eggs at a time the water is literally on a rolling boil the whole time so the eggs never touch the bottom of the pan and flatten. So if you want a round egg I’d recommend a slightly higher temperature, gentle boil is good.

Step three

TIME
As we all know good poachie should have a firm white and a runny yolk so it’s important to leave them alone in the pot for 3 minutes. It’s hard to let go but you need to let them do their thing otherwise you risk breaking the little darlings. At 3 minutes you wanna get your egg out of the water, let it drain, trim it up and serve it immediately.

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See how you go, I plan on posting a video on it in the not too distant future  (once I’ve had my hair done – seriously it’s been 8 months *shudders*).

I feel like every day I make so many mistakes – but each day I make one less and it’s only a matter of time before I get that perfect game.

It’s coming, I can feel it.

Cheers

Rach x

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(and of course Jeremiah) 

Blogging – take 2!

So I’ve realised that one of the most fundamental components of being a blogger is actually writing a blog! Who would have thunk right?

Un-finishing things is something I actually have a long and tenuous history with. Started with the violin in primary school – two very musically unappealing weeks and I was done with that. This then spurred a short term love affair with the piano, followed by the flute, tennis, swimming – you name it, I’ve tried it for 5 minutes. Even writing a diary is something I could never commit too; looking over past entries they all started with “Dear Diary, sorry I haven’t written in a while…” One might even say that I am a professional un-finisher (I don’t know why they would, but they might).

I don’t know whether it’s that I have a lack of discipline, or that I just get too easily distracted but I have to admit that my hiatus from my blog is not entirely out of character.

Here is a mantra that I need to adhere too (thanks Miyazaki):

finish what you started

The thing is, as much as I’ve been absent from my webpage, I’ve still been cooking like a mad woman. It’s the one thing in my life I’ve consistently never stopped – that has to mean something right? So in light of this revelation, I have decided to become a CHEF! I start a course in Commercial Cookery at William Angliss in the next few weeks and couldn’t be more excited to share my journey with you.

Anyway more excitement to come, but to tide us over here is a really quick, easy recipe I whipped up the other day that I think you will all enjoy:

ALL IN THE ONE PAN CHORIZO FRITTATA

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All in one pan frittata!

INGREDIENTS:

  • 8 eggs
  • 1 chorizo sausage (sliced thinly)
  • 1 spanish onion, chopped finely
  • 2 cloves garlic, crushed
  • A handful of cherry tomatoes
  • A handful of baby spinach
  • 1/2 cup chopped parsley
  • 1/4 cup grated cheese (parmesan worked well)
  • 1 tbs olive oil
  • salt & pepper to taste

METHOD

  1. First thing is first you want to brown off that chorizo and get it nice and crispy (I don’t even use oil for this as all the fat renders out of the meat). Once chorizo is brown, remove from pan and set aside.
  2. Leaving that delicious chorizo fat in the pan you will then need to sautee your onions until they because nice and translucent. Once this occurs add your garlic and cook for a further 30-40 seconds (you don’t want your garlic to burn. Remove the onion and garlic mixture and add to the chorizo.
  3. Next you want to vigorously whisk your eggs along with your parsley, cheese, salt and pepper (feel free to add some chilli here too if you like).
  4. Now you want to add your olive oil to the pan and arrange your chorizo mix, spinach and tomatoes until their nicely distributed. Add your egg mix to the pan and fry for approx 5 minutes (don’t stir or shake the pan).
  5. Finish your frittata off in the oven for appox 10 minutes to allow the top to brown and the tomatoes to cook all the way through.
  6. Voila your done! Looks impressive but is super easy, goes nice with a side salad and a glass of sav blanc.

** To make this dish more vegetarian friendly I would sub out the chorizo with thyme buttered sauteed mushrooms, and maybe add some goats cheese right at the end **

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Now Stop! ….. Lemon Thyme

Yes there’s nothing like an Mc Hammered themed pun to get me in the mood for b20150602_192000aking. Even more than that though is experimenting with an ingredient I’ve never used before. I picked up some lemon thyme last week as it was super cheap and something I’ve never played with. I’m semi-proficient with ordinary thyme – but what’s this lemon business? The first thing I decided to try was incorporating the herb with some plain all butter biscuits – which I decided to jazz up with some whipped vanilla cream. The outcome was a delicious one – and here is the proof… edited biccies What this picture doesn’t show is that moments after me and nick tried one each the whole batch was knocked on the floor. It was a massacre of vanilla cream, the likes of which our kitchen had never seen. The only one happy 20140421_195741about it was Jeremiah,  it was like all his kitty Christmas’s had come at once. Anyway here is the recipe:

Lemon Thyme Buttered Delights
(Serves 10) INGREDIENTS

  • 125g unsalted butter (at room temp)
  • 1/3 cup caster sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla bean paste
  • 3/4 cup self raising flour
  • 2/3 cup plain flour
  • 1 tbs lemon thyme
  • 2 tbs milk

VANILLA BEAN CREAM

  • 2/3 cup cream
  • 1 tbs caster sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla bean paste

METHOD

1. Preheat oven to 160 degrees and line a baking tray with baking paper
2. Cream together with an electric mixer butter, sugar & vanilla bean paste until light and creamy.
3. Sift in combined flours and add lemon thyme and stir with a wooden spoon until smooth.
4. Add in milk and stir until a stiff dry dough is formed (if it is too dry add a little more milk).
5. For the last bit of mixing, use your hands to knead the dough
6. When combined roll out small balls of dough and place onto a baking tray
7. Use the back of a form to squash each biscuit down and bake in oven for approx 18-20 minutes until biscuits are slightly browned on top
8. While your biscuits are cooking, whip together cream, sugar and vanilla until stiff peaks form. Keep cool in fridge.
9. When biscuits are cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool completely. When biscuits are cooled assemble with whipped cream.

So it turns out lemon thyme is pretty delicious so my next experiment was to incorporate it into a savoury  dish.

Lemon Thyme Pork Cutlets – with sauteed cabbage & bacon (Serves 2) INGREDIENTSedited pork chop

  • 2 pork cutlets (free range Otway are fantastic)
  • 3 tbs plain flour
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tbs milk
  • 2/3 cup panko breadcrumbs (much crunchier than regular breadcrumbs)
  • 1 tbs parmesan cheese
  • 3 tbs lemon thyme
  • 1/2 a savoy cabbage
  • 1 clove garlic
  • 2 rashes of middle bacoon – chopped roughy
  • 1/3 cup frozen baby peas
  • 1 tbs apple cider vinegar
  • 1/3 cup chicken stock
  • 3 desiree potatoes – quartered
  • 2 tbs olive oil
  • 1 tbs butter
  • salt & pepper to taste

METHOD

1. First thing’s first you want to schnitzel your pork. To do this make 3 bowls one with flour, the other egg & milk combined and the third panko crumbs, lemon thyme & parmesan. Coat each cutlet with flour, egg mix and panko mix – making sure to shake off the excess as you go.
2. Set aside and boil your potatoes until just tender – set aside.
3. To make your cabbage mix, saute garlic and bacon in butter, add cabbage and cook down with some apple cider vinegar. Taste and season accordingly – keep warm.
4. To cook your schnitzels you will want to shallow fry your cutlets for approx 5 minutes each side until they’re cooked through and crispy.
5. While resting your schnitzels use the residual oil in the pan to fry up your semi boiled potatoes with some salt and lemon thyme until crisped up.
6. Serve all together with a nice glass of apple cider!

METHOD 1.

Come on and rescue me!!

Ever have one of those skint weeks which forces you to flex your creative muscles to use all the bits and pieces in your pantry? I have! And surprisingly rather than lamenting about the lack of truffle oil and goats cheese I can buy, I’m actually using this time in my life as an opportunity to try out some new things!

“Bad news, Dad, we’re out of food. We’re even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce.”
“Bad news, Dad, we’re out of food. We’re even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce.”

The other great thing that comes from being broke is that you don’t waste any food! I don’t know about you, but I always get this pang of guilt when I empty out my veggie crisper and all that remains is limp and flaccid vegetables (that’s right flaccid!) I can always hear the words of my mum as a kid singing in my ears when I throw out food “think about those children in Africa.” Terrible! I actually read this article this week about how France is making an effort to eliminate their supermarkets food wastage by actually banning it. Excellent initiative and worth a read. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/france-says-non-to-supermarket-waste/6503052 So all this week I have been on a rescue mission to re-invigorate my depleting pantry and fridge – tonight’s effort – chilli dogs! I’ve noticed at the moment a real craze with American style foods. From Misty’s Diner in Prahan to the more upmarket Trunk Town in Melbourne CBD and the lip smacking Le Bon Ton in Abbotsford – there’s certainly a lot of love going around for southern style snacks! So here is a quick an easy way to jazz up some otherwise boring hot dogs on a budget! WE WANT CHILLI WILLY INGREDIENTS (serves 4) 20150526_182947

  • 4 Sausages (I used super cheap Coles Quick Buy)
  • 1 Chorizo Sausage finely diced
  • 1 Red Onion finely sliced
  • 1 Red Chilli
  • 1 Clove of Garlic
  • 2 Tsps Brown Sugar
  • 1 Apple finely diced (any red apple is fine)
  • 1 Tbs Apple Cider Vinegar
  • 1 Bottle of Apple Cider (and then one for you too)
  • 2 Tbs of Picked Jalapenos
  • American Style Mustard (preferably in squeezy bottle)
  • 4 Crunchy Bread Rolls

METHOD 1. First off you want to make your relish, which is done by frying off your chorizo sausage. You don’t need any oil when you do this as the fat in the sausage will render down and lubricate the pan. 2. Once they start to brown and have released some of their fats, add your onions and sweat them off in the residual juices. Once they start to turn translucent, add your chilli and garlic. Add your sugar and apples and stir until caramelized. 2. Once they start to caramelize add in your vinegar and cider to de-glaze the pan. Don’t worry if there are a few burnt bits – these give extra flavour! Once everything is in you want to reduce this until it thickens to a relish consistency. Taste and season accordingly. 3. Once your relish is done you’ll want to cook your sausages – I do mine in the oven to save a few calories – but you’re welcome to fry also. These should take around 10 – 15 mins. A good way to tell if a sausage is cooked is to check their resistance – they should be firm and springy. 4. All that’s left to do is assemble! Cut your rolls horizontally (making sure not to cut them all the way through). Place your onion relish in your bun, followed by some jalapenos, your sausage and then top with your mustard. Delicious and easy! 20150526_190443 There are a few food products out there that actually benefit abandonment and neglect (hooray for me!) The one I’m thinking of is the humble banana. You know when banana’s turn black, mushy and all round manky? While the thought of eating one raw may make you dry retch – that’s when they’re perfect for making desserts!

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My hubby is currently finishing up his final few weeks of study, so to lift his spirits I whipped up a batch of homemade banana and walnut pancakes for him to feed his brain. It’s really nice that even when skint you can still do nice things for your partner – I reckon it’s sometimes  the little things that mean the most. Here is my simple and deliciouso recipe (named after the fabulous Jack Johnson song Banana Pancakes). JJ’s PANCAKE STACK (Serves 4) Pancakes

  • 1 ½ Cups Self Raising Four
  • ¼ Tsp Cinnamon
  • ¼ Tsp Nutmeg
  • 2 Tbs Brown Sugar
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 ¾ Cups Milk
  • 2 Banana’s (mushed)
  • 2 Eggs (whipped into a frenzy)
  • 1 Tbs Butter (melted)
  • ¼ cup Chopped Walnuts (to serve)
  • Ice Cream (to serve)
  • Cinnamon Sugar for Dusting
  • Butter for frying

Maple Caramel Sauce

  • 60g Butter
  • ¼ Cup Maple Syrup
  • 2 Tbs Brown Sugar

METHOD

  1. To make your batter sift into a bowl your flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar and salt. Mix to combine.
  2. Once combined make a well in the centre and add in your wet ingredients milk, banana’s, eggs and butter and whisk until smooth and relatively lump free.
  3. Allow to rest for approx. 20 minutes
  4. Heat up your frypan and grease with butter. A really good tip I learned is to put some butter on a fork so that it’s easy to grease the pan after each pancake is 20150529_094846cooked – see look here…
  5. Cook your pancakes until little air bubbles appear on the surface – then flip. Keep warm under a tea towel while you make the rest of your batch.
  6. To make the sauce, simply add the butter, maple syrup and brown sugar to a saucepan, allow to boil then reduce head to low to simmer and thicken the sauce.
  7. To serve simple put pancake stack on a plate, top with syrup, walnuts, ice-cream and dust with cinnamon sugar.

Bon Appetite!

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I know I know .. another bloody blog!

But before you stop reading let me explain myself – you see up until recently I was a living, breathing social worker. That’s right I worked with all kinds of folk with the goal of empowering them to achieve their own goals towards happiness. Sounds great right? The only problem was in the process of helping so many others I completely neglected my own personal journey towards happiness. As the world’s biggest hypocrite I really lost a sense of myself and what makes me smile. Note to self: if you wake up crying before going to work every morning – it might be time to review a few things!

Pretty much sums up my feelings about this whole blogging adventure
…..pretty much sums up my feelings about this whole blogging adventure

It’s kind of like that scene in Alice in Wonderland, when the caterpillar is questioning Alice about her identity with his question of “who are you?” Such a loaded question. And I (like Alice) respond to this with “I hardly know sir – you see I’ve changed so many times since this morning, you see.” I know what I am in relation to other people, a friend, daughter, sister, wifey, mother (to a fur balled cat), ex-social worker – but independently of these, I have no bloody idea.

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“w-h-o  a-r-e  y-o-u?”

The only consistent thing I have kept up in my 27 years of consciousness is my love of cooking and food. My tastes in just about everything else have changed, but I feel like my culinary repertoire and food loves has just gotten bigger and bigger (just like my cookbook collection).

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my babies

In fact it is my kitchen that has gotten me out of some pretty dark times of late. So I figured logically the next step should actually be to DO something with food. Doing something that actually makes you happy – such a simple concept, but one so routinely ignored.

This is a speech by Alan Watts that a good friend showed me recently, which resonated with me so profoundly that I wanted to share it with you too. It really questions our motivations in doing what we do and exposes the futility of making so-called ‘sensible,’ life choices. Enjoy this clip with a cup of herbal tea.

So here I go, this blog is an attempt to share my love, experiences and obsession with food (and my ginger cat Jeremiah) with the world and see what happens. I reckon cooking is one of the most therapeutic practices on the planet so if I can help anyone out there to broaden their culinary horizons I’ll feel I’ve made some small contribution to the world.

bye for now from Rach & Jeremiah x

Going in bags is on Jeremiahs list of favourite things
the ginger cat in the bag