Life as a baby chef

I’ve come to consider myself as somewhat of an accomplished home cook. I can throw flavours together that taste good and satisfy friends and family without any major stress. However there is a stark contrast between being a competent cook and a competent chef. I would go so far to say that the two are almost mutually exclusive. A good friend of mine sent me this quote that says:

“A chef must think  like a scientist, organise like an accountant, inspire and motivate like a warrior, move like a trackstar, plate like an artist and cook like a grandma.” 

So out of all of that I have the cooking (and napping) like a grandma down, the rest of it eludes me. In other words I am a baby chef with a long way to go!

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Yeah this isn’t true. 

Did you know that the life as a chef doesn’t actually get represented all that truthfully in the media – I know right what a shocker! It’s less pristine white jackets, creating new and interesting food everyday and getting critical acclaim and more tiredness you didn’t know was possible, never-ending cleaning and the daily grind. The same tasks day in and out, pumping out food as fast and well as you possibly can and trying to keep as much composure as is humanly possible.

All of this is true, but the bizarre thing is how much I actually find myself absolutely freaking loving it. I’ve  never identified myself as a masochist but I find myself looking forward to getting absolutely smashed and being so tired I could cry.

What is wrong with me?

It’s kind of liberating being able to do things I never thought I could or would do. For example I can now poach 500 eggs in a day. Yep. 500. And 90% of those are perfectly round, shiny little balls of happiness (the other 10% I cover with hollandaise on an -eggs benedict so no-one sees them). Win win!

With this in mind I thought I might do a quick post on egg poaching – I know I know it’s pretty bland, but I have so many friends and family that feel intimidated by the humble poachie. Here’s a bit of a guide I hope you find useful!

Step one

POACHING LIQUID
You need some good old fashioned white vinegar. This is essential because without it the proteins in the egg white won’t coagulate. The ratio they taught us at chef school was 1/4 cup vinegar to 1 litre water but I actually reckon this is a bit conservative. You want to be able to taste the vinegar in the water, don’t measure just glug. Not only will the egg hold its shape but you can have heaps in the water and they will not stick to each other – ever! You also want a nice deep pot to poach in if you can, it’s going to make them hold their shape much better.

Step two

TEMPERATURE
This one is contentious as I was always taught that you want a moderate heat below a simmer, where the bubbles don’t break the surface of the water. However at work as we poach an average of 15 eggs at a time the water is literally on a rolling boil the whole time so the eggs never touch the bottom of the pan and flatten. So if you want a round egg I’d recommend a slightly higher temperature, gentle boil is good.

Step three

TIME
As we all know good poachie should have a firm white and a runny yolk so it’s important to leave them alone in the pot for 3 minutes. It’s hard to let go but you need to let them do their thing otherwise you risk breaking the little darlings. At 3 minutes you wanna get your egg out of the water, let it drain, trim it up and serve it immediately.

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See how you go, I plan on posting a video on it in the not too distant future  (once I’ve had my hair done – seriously it’s been 8 months *shudders*).

I feel like every day I make so many mistakes – but each day I make one less and it’s only a matter of time before I get that perfect game.

It’s coming, I can feel it.

Cheers

Rach x

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(and of course Jeremiah) 

Come on and rescue me!!

Ever have one of those skint weeks which forces you to flex your creative muscles to use all the bits and pieces in your pantry? I have! And surprisingly rather than lamenting about the lack of truffle oil and goats cheese I can buy, I’m actually using this time in my life as an opportunity to try out some new things!

“Bad news, Dad, we’re out of food. We’re even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce.”
“Bad news, Dad, we’re out of food. We’re even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce.”

The other great thing that comes from being broke is that you don’t waste any food! I don’t know about you, but I always get this pang of guilt when I empty out my veggie crisper and all that remains is limp and flaccid vegetables (that’s right flaccid!) I can always hear the words of my mum as a kid singing in my ears when I throw out food “think about those children in Africa.” Terrible! I actually read this article this week about how France is making an effort to eliminate their supermarkets food wastage by actually banning it. Excellent initiative and worth a read. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/france-says-non-to-supermarket-waste/6503052 So all this week I have been on a rescue mission to re-invigorate my depleting pantry and fridge – tonight’s effort – chilli dogs! I’ve noticed at the moment a real craze with American style foods. From Misty’s Diner in Prahan to the more upmarket Trunk Town in Melbourne CBD and the lip smacking Le Bon Ton in Abbotsford – there’s certainly a lot of love going around for southern style snacks! So here is a quick an easy way to jazz up some otherwise boring hot dogs on a budget! WE WANT CHILLI WILLY INGREDIENTS (serves 4) 20150526_182947

  • 4 Sausages (I used super cheap Coles Quick Buy)
  • 1 Chorizo Sausage finely diced
  • 1 Red Onion finely sliced
  • 1 Red Chilli
  • 1 Clove of Garlic
  • 2 Tsps Brown Sugar
  • 1 Apple finely diced (any red apple is fine)
  • 1 Tbs Apple Cider Vinegar
  • 1 Bottle of Apple Cider (and then one for you too)
  • 2 Tbs of Picked Jalapenos
  • American Style Mustard (preferably in squeezy bottle)
  • 4 Crunchy Bread Rolls

METHOD 1. First off you want to make your relish, which is done by frying off your chorizo sausage. You don’t need any oil when you do this as the fat in the sausage will render down and lubricate the pan. 2. Once they start to brown and have released some of their fats, add your onions and sweat them off in the residual juices. Once they start to turn translucent, add your chilli and garlic. Add your sugar and apples and stir until caramelized. 2. Once they start to caramelize add in your vinegar and cider to de-glaze the pan. Don’t worry if there are a few burnt bits – these give extra flavour! Once everything is in you want to reduce this until it thickens to a relish consistency. Taste and season accordingly. 3. Once your relish is done you’ll want to cook your sausages – I do mine in the oven to save a few calories – but you’re welcome to fry also. These should take around 10 – 15 mins. A good way to tell if a sausage is cooked is to check their resistance – they should be firm and springy. 4. All that’s left to do is assemble! Cut your rolls horizontally (making sure not to cut them all the way through). Place your onion relish in your bun, followed by some jalapenos, your sausage and then top with your mustard. Delicious and easy! 20150526_190443 There are a few food products out there that actually benefit abandonment and neglect (hooray for me!) The one I’m thinking of is the humble banana. You know when banana’s turn black, mushy and all round manky? While the thought of eating one raw may make you dry retch – that’s when they’re perfect for making desserts!

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My hubby is currently finishing up his final few weeks of study, so to lift his spirits I whipped up a batch of homemade banana and walnut pancakes for him to feed his brain. It’s really nice that even when skint you can still do nice things for your partner – I reckon it’s sometimes  the little things that mean the most. Here is my simple and deliciouso recipe (named after the fabulous Jack Johnson song Banana Pancakes). JJ’s PANCAKE STACK (Serves 4) Pancakes

  • 1 ½ Cups Self Raising Four
  • ¼ Tsp Cinnamon
  • ¼ Tsp Nutmeg
  • 2 Tbs Brown Sugar
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 ¾ Cups Milk
  • 2 Banana’s (mushed)
  • 2 Eggs (whipped into a frenzy)
  • 1 Tbs Butter (melted)
  • ¼ cup Chopped Walnuts (to serve)
  • Ice Cream (to serve)
  • Cinnamon Sugar for Dusting
  • Butter for frying

Maple Caramel Sauce

  • 60g Butter
  • ¼ Cup Maple Syrup
  • 2 Tbs Brown Sugar

METHOD

  1. To make your batter sift into a bowl your flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar and salt. Mix to combine.
  2. Once combined make a well in the centre and add in your wet ingredients milk, banana’s, eggs and butter and whisk until smooth and relatively lump free.
  3. Allow to rest for approx. 20 minutes
  4. Heat up your frypan and grease with butter. A really good tip I learned is to put some butter on a fork so that it’s easy to grease the pan after each pancake is 20150529_094846cooked – see look here…
  5. Cook your pancakes until little air bubbles appear on the surface – then flip. Keep warm under a tea towel while you make the rest of your batch.
  6. To make the sauce, simply add the butter, maple syrup and brown sugar to a saucepan, allow to boil then reduce head to low to simmer and thicken the sauce.
  7. To serve simple put pancake stack on a plate, top with syrup, walnuts, ice-cream and dust with cinnamon sugar.

Bon Appetite!

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